| 1. | The Rhythm Thief 5:18 | ||
| 2. | HowDo I Get to Carnegie Hall? 3:50 | ||
| 3. | What are All These Bands So Angry About? 3:32 | ||
| 4. | I Married Myself 4:58 | ||
| 5. | Ride 'Em, Cowboy 4:20 | ||
| 6. | My Baby's Taking Me Home 4:42 | ||
| 7. | Your Call is Very Important to Us, Please Hold 4:11 | ||
| 8. | Ugly Guys with Beautiful Girls 7:07 | ||
| 9. | Suburban Homeboy 2:58 | ||
| Total length: 40:56 | |||