| 1. | Maybe Spending the Rest of Your Life in a Madhouse Will Teach You Some Manners 5:43 | ||
| 2. | My Mule Wouldn't Walk in the Mud So I Had to Put 17 Bullets in Her 5:51 | ||
| 3. | You Want Fries With That? 5:00 | ||
| 4. | My Wife's Ex-Husband's Grandfather's Bowler Is Now Mine and I Never Wear It 7:04 | ||
| 5. | Minimalism Is Not Incompatible With Density 2:54 | ||
| 6. | With a Car Like That You Must Be Knee Deep in Whores 3:26 | ||
| 7. | Tell the Little Man With the Big Head the Bank Is CLOSED! 3:00 | ||
| 8. | A Fruit Pie Salesman With a Whoopee Cushion Living in Wichita Falls OR Wow! If Your Fly Weren't Open You'd Look Just Likeroger Moore 19:38 epic? | ||
| 9. | I'm Going to Cut the Soles Off My Shoes Sit in a Tree and Learn to Play the Flute 6:19 | ||
| 10. | Better to Be Early Than Lift Your Leg 8:11 | ||
| Total length: 1:07:06 | |||