| 1. | How Come the Wrong People Are Always in Charge? 3:26 | ||
| 2. | You're Living in a World of Make-Believe With Flowers and Bells and Leprachauns and Magic Frogs With Funny Little Hats 3:55 | ||
| 3. | It's a Good Thing I Don't Have Super Brain Powers or You'd Be in a Thousand Little Pieces Right Now 3:18 | ||
| 4. | They're Portable, They're Annoying and They Cost Three Dollars a Case 2:52 | ||
| 5. | I'm Trying to Contain an Outbreak Here and You're Driving the Monkey to the Airport 4:26 | ||
| 6. | It's Almost Impossible to Concentrate Here in This Cafe With All These Leggy Belgian Girls Walking Around in Miniskirts 6:05 | ||
| 7. | God Has a Plan for Me, and It Involves Puppets 2:26 | ||
| 8. | I Wish I Had Me Some of Them Miracle Smart Pills 4:26 | ||
| 9. | I Got My Picture Taken, I Got Forty Dollars and I Get to Keep the Underwear 7:04 | ||
| 10. | There's Some Milk in the Fridge That's About to Go Bad... And There It Goes 8:06 | ||
| 11. | Every Word Out of Your Mouth Is Like a Turd Falling in My Drink 2:58 | ||
| 12. | He Looks Interesting - And by Interesting I Mean Weird 1:36 | ||
| Total length: 50:38 | |||