| 1. | Everybody Here Is Broke So Stop Complaining, OK? 2:22 | ||
| 2. | This Ain't Disneyland 1:59 | ||
| 3. | My Friends Made Fun of My Pants 2:10 | ||
| 4. | Antimony 0:34 | ||
| 5. | Big Fun in the Basement 2:02 | ||
| 6. | Boron 0:51 | ||
| 7. | Appliances Du Sauvage 2:17 | ||
| 8. | Carbon 0:47 | ||
| 9. | Lift and Separate 2:34 | ||
| 10. | Einsteinium 0:39 | ||
| 11. | What's That on Your Shirt? 2:16 | ||
| 12. | Europium 1:10 | ||
| 13. | More of the Same for Me, Please 2:41 | ||
| 14. | Hydrogen 0:51 | ||
| 15. | Team Fight Song 2:03 | ||
| 16. | Mercury 0:22 | ||
| 17. | This Is America, Why Should I Have to Mow My Own Lawn? 2:22 | ||
| 18. | Neon 0:40 | ||
| 19. | Hercules Pushes Giant Goats Over the Cliff and Watches as They Fall Into the Canyon Below 2:19 | ||
| 20. | Oxygen 0:51 | ||
| 21. | Shut That Thing Off and Come to Bed 1:51 | ||
| 22. | Phosphorus 0:30 | ||
| 23. | Nude Hula 1:49 | ||
| 24. | Radium 0:44 | ||
| 25. | Sheba Wore No Nylons 2:08 | ||
| 26. | Tin 0:39 | ||
| 27. | She Wears Her Dead Mother's Hat 4:20 | ||
| 28. | On the Way to Chartres We Stopped and Walked Through Fields of Sunflowers in the Early Evening 1:13 | ||
| 29. | Bye Bye, Barbie 3:53 | ||
| Total length: 48:57 | |||