| 1. | Intro (Drugs Are so 1970s...) 0:05 | ||
| 2. | There Must Be Somewhere 4:21 | ||
| 3. | The Internet Is Handy 2:24 | ||
| 4. | IRL 4:32 | ||
| 5. | I'm Old Enough for MySpace 1:39 | ||
| 6. | Moved by Your Emoticon 2:53 | ||
| 7. | I Just Wanna PWN You (In Bed) 4:05 | ||
| 8. | Forensics Camp Was Fun 1:00 | ||
| 9. | Squirrel, You Know It's True 3:34 | ||
| 10. | Stop Trolling My Life 3:08 | ||
| 11. | Jeffree Star Is a Noob 0:25 | ||
| 12. | Countdown to Uncoolness 5:16 | ||
| 13. | Outro (...Now We Have the Internet) 0:27 | ||
| 14. | Somewhere on the Internet 1:18 | ||
| Total length: 35:07 | |||