| 1. | Semi-Fradulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture 1:59 | ||
| 2. | Mystery Roach 2:32 | ||
| 3. | Dance of the Rock & Roll Interviewers 0:48 | ||
| 4. | This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (prologue) 0:55 | ||
| 5. | Tuna Fish Promenade 2:29 | ||
| 6. | Dance of the Just Plain Folks 4:40 | ||
| 7. | This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (reprise) 0:58 | ||
| 8. | The Sealed Tuna Bolero 1:40 | ||
| 9. | Lonesome Cowboy Burt 3:56 | ||
| 10. | Touring Can Make You Crazy 2:52 | ||
| 11. | Would You Like A Snack? 1:23 | ||
| 12. | Redneck Eats 3:02 | ||
| 13. | Centerville 2:31 | ||
| 14. | She Painted Up Her Face 1:41 | ||
| 15. | Janet's Big Dance Number 1:18 | ||
| 16. | Half A Dozen Provocative Squats 1:57 | ||
| 17. | Mysterioso 0:48 | ||
| 18. | Shove It Right In 2:32 | ||
| 19. | Lucy's Seduction of A Bored Violinist & Postlude 4:01 | ||
| 20. | I'm Stealing the Towels 2:14 | ||
| 21. | Dental Hygiene Dilemma 5:11 | ||
| 22. | Does This Kind of Life Look Interesting To You? 2:59 | ||
| 23. | Daddy, Daddy, Daddy 3:11 | ||
| 24. | Penis Dimension 4:37 | ||
| 25. | What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning 3:32 | ||
| 26. | A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes 1:08 | ||
| 27. | Magic Fingers 3:53 | ||
| 28. | Motorhead's Midnight Ranch 1:28 | ||
| 29. | Dew On The Newts We Got 1:09 | ||
| 30. | The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts 0:41 | ||
| 31. | The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth 1:10 | ||
| 32. | The Girl's Dream 0:54 | ||
| 33. | Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce 1:00 | ||
| 34. | Strictly Genteel (the finale) 11:10 | ||
| 35. | Promo Cut 1: Coming Soon!... 0:55 | ||
| 36. | Promo Cut 2: The Wide Screen Erupts... 0:57 | ||
| 37. | Promo Cut 3: Coming Soon!... 0:31 | ||
| 38. | Promo Cut 4: Frank Zappa's 200 Motels... 0:13 | ||
| 39. | Magic Fingers (single edit) 2:58 | ||
| Total length: 1:31:53 | |||