| 1. | Recyclable Body Fluids in Human Form 0:41 | ||
| 2. | Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy 0:58 | ||
| 3. | Solar Panel Asses 0:26 | ||
| 4. | Live From the Russian Compound 0:58 | ||
| 5. | Earwax Halo Manufactured for the Champion in All of Us 0:52 | ||
| 6. | Wet Dream War Machine 1:24 | ||
| 7. | Listen, the Mighty Ear Is Here 1:07 | ||
| 8. | Who Wants a Dose of the Clap? 0:51 | ||
| 9. | Teenage Mustache 0:54 | ||
| 10. | How to Become a Virgin 0:43 | ||
| 11. | Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better 1:29 | ||
| 12. | Late for a Double Date With a Pile of Atoms in the Water Closet 0:45 | ||
| 13. | File Under 'Soft Core Seizures' 0:54 | ||
| 14. | Practiced Hatred 0:34 | ||
| 15. | Psst! Is That a Halfie in Your Pants? 1:06 | ||
| 16. | The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office 0:46 | ||
| 17. | Pulling the Christmas Pig by the Wrong Pair of Ears 0:41 | ||
| 18. | Can We Get Another Nail in the Coffin of Culture Theft? 1:17 | ||
| 19. | Your Mantel Disguised as a Psychic Sasquatch 0:39 | ||
| 20. | Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur 0:51 | ||
| 21. | Captain Gaydar It's Time to Wind Your Clock Again 1:03 | ||
| 22. | Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed 0:33 | ||
| 23. | Pickup Truck Full of Forty Minutes 3:51 | ||
| Total length: 23:23 | |||