| 1. | Double Ahhnold 1:22 | ||
| 2. | I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, and Your Motorcycle 3:53 | ||
| 3. | Let Off Some Steam Bennett 3:14 | ||
| 4. | Who Writes the Songs? (The Real Bomb Track) 1:05 | ||
| 5. | It's Simple, If It Jiggles It's Fat 1:44 | ||
| 6. | See You at the Party Richter 3:33 | ||
| 7. | Hey Cookie Monster, Nothing Is as Brutal as Neaahhh 0:33 | ||
| 8. | Who Told You You Could Eat My Cookies? 3:12 | ||
| 9. | Come on Cohaagen, Give Deez People Ehyar 3:18 | ||
| 10. | Who Is Your Daddy, and What Does He 2? 0:23 | ||
| 11. | Come on, Do It, Do It, Come On, Come On, Kill Me, Do It Now 2:58 | ||
| 12. | Allow Me to Break the Ice 2:09 | ||
| 13. | Conan, What Is Best in Life? 2:29 | ||
| 14. | Intro to the Intro 0:51 | ||
| 15. | T2 Theme 1:13 | ||
| 16. | Hell Bent for Leather 2:32 | ||
| 17. | Time Travel: The Metallica Conspiracy 0:34 | ||
| 18. | Trapped Under Ice 3:59 | ||
| 19. | Iron Fist 2:37 | ||
| 20. | Recalling Mars 0:35 | ||
| 21. | I Turned Into a Martian 1:27 | ||
| 22. | Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good 3:03 | ||
| 23. | Tactically Dangerous - Cannibal Commando 2:34 | ||
| 24. | Gotta Go 3:11 | ||
| Total length: 52:29 | |||