| 1. | Amish Paradise 3:20 | ||
| 2. | Everything You Know Is Wrong 3:47 | ||
| 3. | Cavity Search 4:19 | ||
| 4. | Callin' In Sick 3:40 | ||
| 5. | The Alternative Polka 4:50 | ||
| 6. | Since You've Been Gone 1:22 | ||
| 7. | Gump 2:10 | ||
| 8. | I'm So Sick of You 3:26 | ||
| 9. | Syndicated Inc. 3:54 | ||
| 10. | I Remember Larry 3:56 | ||
| 11. | Phony Calls 3:22 | ||
| 12. | The Night Santa Went Crazy 4:01 | ||
| Total length: 42:07 | |||