| 1. | Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued 3:08 | ||
| 2. | Of All the Gin Joints in All the World 3:11 | ||
| 3. | Dance, Dance 3:00 | ||
| 4. | Sugar, We're Goin' Down 3:49 | ||
| 5. | Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner 3:20 | ||
| 6. | I've Got a Dark Alley and a Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth (Summer Song) 3:10 | ||
| 7. | 7 Minutes in Heaven (Atavan Halen) 3:02 | ||
| 8. | Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year 3:23 | ||
| 9. | Champagne for My Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends 3:23 | ||
| 10. | I Slept With Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me 3:31 | ||
| 11. | A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More "Touch Me" 2:49 | ||
| 12. | Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part to Save the Scene and Stop Going to Shows) 3:27 | ||
| 13. | XO 3:40 | ||
| Total length: 42:53 | |||