The Cheeky Girls United Kingdom

"Bluaaarrgghh!

This is terrible! Even by dance music standards, low as they are, this is total crap. It's so bad, I just threw up all over my keyboard. Apart from their own so-called songs (because The Cheeky Girls can't sing - they sound most of all like female Draculas... in a bad way), they manage to rape the disco classic "Daddy Cool" and Right Said Fred's silly "I'm Too Sexy", and their version ("Boys and Girls") of Sabrina's "Boys Boys Boys" is even worse than the original.

Sometimes things qhich appeal to bad tase are charming and funny in a kitschy/campy way, but this is just pathetic. It's supposed to be uplifting and cheerful, I think, but the Cheeky Girls total lack of any sense of melody and harmony is unsettling and their Dracula accents are scary.

Hold on.... wait..... I can't stomache it... I have to.... again .... I... I.... bluuuaagghhh!!!!"